Monday, December 25, 2006

Mosaic for Death Valley 1919 box

A friend's Xmas gift. Hours of mythos research fun.

Bone Angel

Bone Angel
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
We went for a drive on Christmas day and stopped to take a few pics. Mmmm. Pretty pretty dead things.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Tentacles in vodka

Tentacles in vodka
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Merry tentacl'mas, my fellow cultists.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Character names taken from spam.

Character names taken from spam:

Siddhartha Malkin ~
Clearly a character in God Crossing. Sid Malkin discovered enlightenment, but left it behind in a crosstown cab on his way to an off-Broadway production of Guys and Dolls.

Lowery Wilbert ~
Low, as his friends call him, is an ex-carnie who got his criminal law degree from Uncle Samael's Internet University. He now bills one cool gee an hour and has a side gig working as a consultant for CSI.

Minnie Cartwright ~
Clearly an aging Bonanza fangirl who had her name legally changed.

Fern Bassett ~
Retired porn actress, expert on Love and Money, now sells crystals, pyramids, holistic remedies and dime bags, all by phone. Call now for a Free Reading!

Josephine Holloway ~
If I ever publish erotica, this would be a perfect pen name.

Faustus Chaffin ~
If I ever publish gay erotica, this would be a perfect pen name.

Shahzad Villareal ~
Typical Angeleno.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Baby camel/Merino 50/50 Blend

Camel/Merino 50/50 Blend
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
This is about 2oz worth of yarn. I bought 8 oz all together to make a scarf for my mom. I'm thinking Knitty's Branching Out, which I'm test driving in a cheap acrylic right now, just so I can know I have the stitches down, and then I'll see if it looks good in this yarn. We'll see how it turns out.

Fixing plying errors

Fixing plying errors
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
50/50 baby camel/merino blend, plied from a center pull ball on my Majacraft Little Gem II.

I suck at plying so far, but I'm getting better. I decided to use my drop spindle to fix the plying errors and it worked beautifully. I only added twist where it was needed and simply wound the rest on. Problem fixed!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Another year older...

Friday night: Bill bought me the Goblins of the Labyrinth book! Yay! Dinner @ Pomodora, shopping for an outfit to wear to dinner on Saturday. Came away with this gorgeous scarlet red, silky, crocheted, beaded sweater from Macy's. The lining only comes halfway down the sleeve, so there's this cool filigree effect over my wrists. Yeah! And perfect for every Yule party.  (Also, bought new underthings, which are for raving about in another post. OMG Cacique.  All I'm sayin'.)

Left town by 9:30, arrived in Vegas by 2am only to discover that our hotel reservation had been screwed up. Well fuck. One quick phone call to Travelocity and we're staying in the big Pyramid. Yay! (I think I may have hexed this into happening. Be careful what you wish for folks.) In bed by 3:30am.

Saturday: Oy, I'm too old to stay up that late. Slept in and then got up and moved rooms (a foible of the last minute booking). Walked through the fake castle to the fake metropolis. The permanent 9/11 memorial they have is really beautifully done. Poked around there for awhile before crossing to the Emerald City. OMG BABY LION CUBS! SO CUTE! I got to rub noses with baby lion clubs through the glass. They were fantastic! I ate ice cream and we found out where our theatre and restaurant were. Came back to the hotel and took a couple hours nap before dressing.

The Show: Amazing.  Just plain stunning.  They took a stage and made it rotate through three dimensions. In perfect silence! It was a beach, complete with sand.  It was a cliff face.  It sank from view of the audience.  The whole set was a mouth watering steam punk piece of brilliance.  Martial arts displays!  Capoeira!  Wheel of Death!  The story line left a bit to be desired, but all in all, a fantastic Cirque show.  (Yes, only Cirque would stick a shadow puppet act in the middle of a multi-million show.  And make it WORK.) I was astounded at the audience, who didn't seem to realize they were witnessing live theater and not watching something on teevee.  Damn it people, it's called applause, not "work".

The Dinner:  My husband did his research.   All you folks who watch and enjoy Top Chef know who Tom Colicchio is.   Tom owns a little steakhouse in the Emerald City called Craft Steak.   Dress is business casual.  The physical space of the restaurant was elegant and understated.   Delicious leather and copper, bare lightbulbs with glowing warm filaments, muted greys and browns and greens.  A feast for the eyes.  The wait staff was incomparable.  More on the staff in a moment.  The food was To. Die. For. I have been SPOILED.

First Course:  Arugula salad, Hawaiian Prawns, Kobe Beef Tartare served in the classic style with a raw egg garnish.  I think I could have had a bowl of the tartare and a spoon.  It was like mouth sex.  Wine: Conundrum White Table Wine.  What's in it?  We don't know!  We just know it's good!  Drink up!  I will definitely be searching this one out again.

Second Course: Kobe Beef New York Strip, Kobe Beef Filet Mignon, Roasted Chantrelles, Asparagus & Yukon Gold Potato Puree.  Steak like I have never had steak in my life.  Wolf was opining over the chantrelles when we were looking over the menu and even though they weren't a part of the tasting menu, the waiter made sure they were included.  Wine:  Hall Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon 2003 Glorious big cab taste. Perfect for the steak.  And the waiter really liked me because he filled the glass up way past when I said "Plenty!"  Unfortunately, I couldn't finish it! 

Third Course: Dessert was two sorbets: Burgundy Pear & Nectarine; two ice creams: Butter Pecan & Caramel; Cinnamon Monkey Bread with white honey; and sometime during the second course, the wait staff heard me say, "It's my birthday, I'll eat as slow as I want!"  and they brought me Liquid Chocolate Cake with a wee little candle and Happy Birthday written in chocolate on the rim of the plate.  And by "they" I mean three waiters and two bus boys who had been serving us all evening.  Sadly, I was informed that the Mariachis had been given the night off.  If they had known I was coming, they would have certainly been there... Ah well, you can't win them all.  Wine: Dante Rivetti's Moscato d'Asti.  My eyes rolled back in my head.  It's a muscat AND an asti.  ALL IN ONE GLASS.  I asked the gentleman to please write down the name of this wine for me.

Now, the wait staff: I was so very impressed with their front of house.  They were a well-oiled machine, pleasant and serene.  There were no problems.  There was no pressure to eat and get gone.  In fact, I think they appreciated the fact that we were actually savoring the meal.  The tables on either side of us turned over once each while we were there.  Some people just eat too damned fast.  Anyway, I compliment the hostess on the front of house, and then later, said the same thing to our primary waiter.  That the front of house staff was a joy to watch.   Their attitude and their professionalism made the meal come together, and I appreciate that so much.

Well, apparently, no one seems to notice these things or if they do notice, they never say thank you.  Because the waiters got together and rather than write down the name of the Moscato, they bought me a bottle of it to take home.  I was gobsmacked.  Seriously.  Jaw on floor.  It doesn't get any better than that. 

I really wish I had put a straw in it and drank it on the way back to the hotel room, but I was too full at that point.  Alas.  We staggered back to the hotel room and collapsed, well fed and happy.

Sunday: Out of Vegas by noon.  Moseyed our way back across the desert.  Stopped in at Baker and then at Calico Ghost Town. Pics at my flickr account.  MMMmmm,  Fresh Alien Jerky.  I love my wacky desert people.  Didn't realize we'd forgotten the time change until sunset.  Which meant we were really making good time.  So we came home and crashed.  It was a wonderful, romantic weekend and I am so lucky to have had the Wolf to spend it with.  He's the real gift.

So yeah.  Stuffed and tired and happy.

Sunday, October 29, 2006


Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Mojave, CA

House of Stone

House of Stone
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Calico Ghost Town, CA


Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Calico Ghost Town, CA

Desert Chukar

Desert Chukar
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Like a quail only larger.

Taken in Calico Ghost Town, CA

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sleeping Pye

Sleeping Pye
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
That one little fang could rip your heart out. Unless you have tuna. And then you're safe for the moment.

Fabric for bags

Fabric for bags
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
I'm making bags to take to the fiber retreat. To help "defer the costs", so to speak.

First Rainstorm of the Season

Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
Taken last Friday, at the mall of all places. The sun was setting and hitting the clouds just right.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Ecopad for Senseo

Ecopad for Senseo
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
These are my favorite new gadget. No more disposable coffee pods! These are dishwasher safe. I paid 15$USD for all four + shipping. (eBay) I grind the coffee to not quite espresso blend. They're a bit tricky to wash, but I understand they're dishwasher-safe. And yay! Single serve kona coffee!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Friday, September 15, 2006

Finished Skein

Finished Skein
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
~150 yards from 2oz
Bombyx Silk/Merino Wool blend
25 WPI

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Where there's smoke...

I've been meaning to write about the Sespe fire for the last week. It started on Labor Day in Los Padres National Forest and it's burned all the way to the 5 Freeway. That's 39 square miles of brush. It amazes me how little news coverage there is over something that huge. It's becoming too common, too expected, and that in itself frightens me.

Now, I love a good thunderstorm. I love the oppressive feel of the humidity in the air, the tingle in your skin, the pure lizard brain thrill that comes from watching black clouds roil and undulate, from listening to the sky rumble, thunder grinding like huge boulders in the surf. The crack of lightning splitting the air. And then the roar of the rain coming down, a thousand snares drumming on every surface. Damn but I miss the rain.

But a brush fire is a different beast altogether. Even when she's far out of sight, she makes her presence known. She bleeds into the air, smoke blowing for miles across the valley, outlining every air current, dusting the entire landscape with a coating of fine ash. Skies that should be clear and bright and blue are stained, tinged muddy red brown and gray. The early morning sunlight thinks that its twilight, casting an eerie golden glow on everything. The moon is literally dipped in blood, a baleful reptillan eye hanging low on the horizon. The sunsets are spectacular. Maxfield Parrish meets H.R. Giger. Ominous.

Every morning this week has found my car powdered with specks of ash. As I drive off, they leave perfect parallel streaks on my windshield. I pretend I'm driving some kind of interplanetary fighter craft, and the dust is the result of having fought a dogfight in the tail of a comet. The color of the sky is all wrong, so I pretend I'm on a different planet, and if I wait long enough, the second moon will rise to join her sister. If my commute took me past the alien landscape of Stoney Point, only a few miles away, the illusion would be complete.

As much as I bitch about the Valley, there is beauty here. And I'll miss it when I go. I should really just take a weekend and document the hell out of this little corner of the world.

And I just read that Ann Richards died. Damn. Maybe she can put in a good word with the folks upstairs. Have them do something about the mess.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sun, moon & rising

Thanks to [info]siodchan for this formula. And thanks to Rob Brezny for being, well, Rob Brezny. (Click here for a free full chart.)

Sun sign, Scorpio:
Recently, less than five percent of the world's astronomers voted to demote Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet." Some Scorpios were alarmed, since Pluto is the heavenly body that traditionally rules your sign. My opinion? Don't worry. I agree with mythologist Roxanna Bikadoroff, who says there's poetic justice in calling Pluto a dwarf planet. In fairy tales, dwarves are often magicians who possess hidden storehouses of riches and act as agents of creative transformation. They typically live beneath bridges, which are symbols of transitional thresholds, and are masters of in-between states. They bestow blessings on anyone who is able to pass their demanding tests. This is an apt symbolic description of you at your most potent, which I expect you to be during the coming weeks.

Moon sign, Gemini:
This week I highly recommend that you NOT sit on a photocopier to create images of your buttocks. For reasons too complex to go into here, doing so would put you out of alignment with the cosmic flow. However, now is an excellent time for you to make other strong statements that involve your backside, at least metaphorically. For instance, you will attract fate's favors whenever you get your ass in gear to get to the bottom of things. Luck will also flow your way in direct proportion to how earnestly and rigorously you kick your own butt.

Rising Sign, Pisces:
"There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy concept," said photographer Ansel Adams. That advice should be uppermost in your mind as you follow your bliss to the next fork in the road. Although you've got good intuitions about the hopeful scenario that's fueling you, the fantasy still needs to be fleshed out a lot more. Unless you make it more specific and detailed, it will eventually fizzle. Here's your assignment: By the equinox, create a vivid image of a well-crafted, intricately imagined goal.

I love it.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Bombyx Merino Handspun Pt II

Bombyx Merino Handspun
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
This one is taking forever to spin up because it's so fine. It should make a lace weight. Maybe enough for a scarf?

Bombyx Merino Handspun

Bombyx Merino Handspun
Originally uploaded by cavalaxis.
What's on the wheel today? A blend of bombyx silk and merino wool.

Friday, September 08, 2006

More on the house hunting.

Found a huge place, three bedrooms, pool, fireplace, garage, pool. POOL. In our price range.

Picked up the phone to call:
Potential Future Landlord: Hello?
Me: Hi, this is (me) calling about your rental ad in the Ventura County Star?
PFL: Yeah?
Me: Um, who am I speaking with?
PFL: Oh, I'm Dan.
Me: Hi Dan. First off, is the property still available?
PFL: Yeah.
Me. Good. Secondly, it didn't say in the ad -- would you accept pets?
PFL: Uh, well, (hem haw hem haw) maybe a small (hem haw) outdoor dog? (Are you asking me or telling me, Mr. PFL?)
Me: I have two indoor cats.
PFL: Uh, well see, the problem is (hem haw hem haw) y'know, the Hair? (I swear, I could hear the capital.)
Me: Bzuh?!
PFL: Yeah, the hair is a problem, but....
Me: So the answer is no?
PFL: Yeah, but...
Me: Okay, thanks! Bye! ::CLICK::
WTF, the hair?! Of all the things cats can do to destroy a place, like not using the litterbox (mine don't have that problem) or clawing up the carpets (mine have scratching posts, but they do have their claws), he's worried about the HAIR!? Yeah, thanks no, Mister I Can't Even Be Bothered To Introduce Myself Over The Phone.

And before someone even asks if there could have been a negotiation on that point, do you really want to have a landlord that worries about whether you vacuum enough or not? Seriously. Our lifestyle, what with the leather scraps and the metal shavings and the wood shavings and the molten lead would cause him to have a perpetual facial tic. No thank you.

ETA: Allergies may have been a consideration, but still, just answer the question. It's a simple yes or no thing. Add to list of requirements: Professional Landlord (hopefully cool).

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Memories by Hoang Nguyen

Memories by Hoang Nguyen

Keith Olbermann channels Edward R. Murrow

If you haven't yet taken the time to watch the video of Keith Olbermann's reaction to Donald Rumsfeld's speech of 8/30, please take the time now. I have seen this linked all over and I thank roitelet for sharing it with me. Please. This isn't about party politics. Even if you're not a student of history, history is happening now, today. Even if you don't care about politics, this speech is brilliantly written and incredibly timely.

OLBERMANN: The man who sees absolutes where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning is either a prophet or a quack. Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet. We end the COUNTDOWN where we began, our No. 1 story with a special comment on Mr. Rumsfeld‘s remarkable speech to the American Legion yesterday. It demands the deep analysis and the sober contemplation of every American, for it did not merely serve to impugn the morality or intelligence, indeed the loyalty of the majority of Americans who impose the transient occupants of the highest offices in the land.
Worst still, it credits those same transient occupants, our employees, with a total omniscience, a total omniscience which neither common sense nor this administration‘s track record, at home or abroad, suggest they deserve it. Dissent and disagreement with government is the life‘s blood of human freedom and not merely because it the first roadblock against the kind of tyranny the men Mr. Rumsfeld likes to think of his troops still fight this very evening in Iraq. It is also essential, because just every once in a while, it is right and the power to which it speaks is wrong.

In a small irony however, Mr. Rumsfeld speech writer was adroit in invoking the memory of the appeasement of the Nazis for in their time, there was another government faced with true peril; with a growing evil, powerful, and remorseless. That government, like Mr. Rumsfeld‘s, had a monopoly on all the facts. It too had the secret information, it alone had the true picture of the threat. It too, dismissed and insulted its critics in terms like Mr. Rumsfeld‘s, questioning their intellect and their morality.

That government was England‘s in the 1930's. It knew Hitler posed in true threat to Europe, let alone to England. It knew Germany was not re-arming in violation of all treaties and accords. It knew that the hard evidence it had received, which contradicted its own policies, its own conclusions, its own omniscience, needed to be dismissed.

The English government of Neville Chamberlain already knew the truth. Most relevant of all, it knew that its staunchest critics need to be marginalized and isolated. In fact it portrayed the foremost of them as a blood-thirsty warmonger who was, if not truly senile, at best morally or intellectually confused. That critic's name was Winston Churchill.

Sadly, we have no Winston Churchill‘s in evidence among us this evening. We have only Donald Rumsfeld demonizing disagreement, the way Neville Chamberlain demonized Winston Churchill. History and 163 million pounds of Luftwaffe bombs over England have taught us that all Mr. Chamberlain had was his certainty and his own confusion, a confusion that suggested that the office cannot only make the man, but that the office can make the facts.

Thus did Mr. Rumsfeld make an apt historical analogy excepting the fact he has the battery plugged in backwards. His government absolute and exclusive in his knowledge is not the version of one that stood up to the Nazis. It is the modern version of the government of Neville Chamberlain.

But back to today‘s omniscient ones, that about what Mr. Rumsfeld is confused is simply this: this is a democracy, still, sometimes just barely and as such, all voices count, not just his. Had he or his president perhaps proven any of their prior claims of omniscience, about Osama bin Laden‘s plans five years ago, about Saddam Hussein‘s weapons four years ago, about Hurricane Katrina‘s impact one year ago, we all might be able to swallow hard and accept their omniscience as a bearable, even useful recipe of fact plus ego.

But to date, this government has proved little besides its own arrogance and its own hubris. Mr. Rumsfeld is also personally confused, morally or intellectually, about his standing in this matter. From Iraq to Katrina, to flu vaccine shortages to the entire fog of fear which continues to envelopes our nation, he, Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney and their cronies have inadvertently or intentionally profited and benefited, both personally and politically.

And yet he can stand up in public and question the morality and the intellect of those of us who dare ask just the receipt for the emperor's new clothes.

In what country was Mr. Rumsfeld raised? As a child at whose heroism did he read? On what side of the battle for freedom did he dream one day to fight? With what country has he confused the United States of America?

The confusion, we as its citizens must now address, is stark and forbidding. But variations of it have faced our forefathers when men like Nixon and McCarthy and Curtis Lemay have darkened our skies and obscured our flag.

Note, with hope in your heart, that those earlier Americans always found their way to the light and we can too. The confusion is about whether this Secretary of Defense and this administration are in fact now accomplishing what they claim the terrorists seek, the destruction of our freedoms, the very ones for which the same veterans Mr. Rumsfeld addressed yesterday in Salt Lake City so valiantly fought.

And about Mr. Rumsfeld‘s other main assertion of that this country faces a new type of fascism as he was correct to remind us that a government that knew everything could get everything wrong. So too was he right when he said that. Though probably not in the way he thought he meant. This country faces a new type of fascism, indeed.

Although I presumptuously use his sign off each night in feeble tribute, I have utterly no claims to the words of the exemplary journalist, Edward R. Murrow. But never in the trial of a thousand years of writing could I come close to matching how he phrased a warning to an earlier generation of us, at a time when other polarities thought they and they alone knew everything and branded those who disagreed confused or immoral.

Thus forgive me for reading Murrow in full.

“We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty” he said in 1954, “We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not disended from fearful men, not from men who fear to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular. And so, goodnight and good luck.”

Friday, September 01, 2006

Sunday, August 27, 2006

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Work it girlfriend!

My friend Kent and I just got back from lunch at Sisley. For those of you following this season of Project Runway, we had the perfect Kayne-lookalike as our waiter. Seriously, this guy was the most fabulous front of house employee ever to walk the pageant runway grace the restaurant industry. He had the hair. He had the swish. He even had the accent nailed. I can't help but wonder if he isn't a character actor doing a field experiment or something. Because I swear, he's Kayne's doppelganger.

My receipt actually says on it: "Hope you two don't work to(sic) hard and have A Beautiful Afternoon. =)" Really. I should scan it when I get home.

Thank you Joshua. You made my afternoon a little bit brighter and I hope you have A Beautiful Afternoon =) too.


Our department is going to be moving here at the Banzai Institute. I get to share an office not much bigger than my current cube with two guys. ::eyeroll:: Great, let's put someone who thinks for a living (developer, that's me) in a room with people who talk for a living (them, contract managers).

At least it's only for awhile, until they move us again...

Also, we're looking at townhomes this weekend, so wish us luck. One's in Ventura and one's in Oxnard, by the airport. It's something.


And seriously, Jeffrey? You're an ass. Not only are you an ass, but your dress sucked and you made your client cry. But thank god you weren't boring, right?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bat Country

Please note: George and Quentin have the aforementioned soundtrack in the trunk of their car and are taking it out to the Nevada desert to .. ahem .. "Reason Wit It."

Life, The Universe, Everything

xposted at lj & vox

I'm in a very strange headspace today. Trying to isolate myself from the negative soundtrack in the background, to find myself above it instead of mired in it. (What's the opposite of a laughtrack? A whinge track?)

A part of me is fuzzy-headed and depressed. I hate the catch-all term that depressed has become. It's so much more than just feeling blue; it's feeling unfocused, unable to articulate with sufficient eloquence (hammered that one out, didn't I -- take that demons!), feeling worthless and desperately lonely. The part of me that I am trying to quarantine feels like nothing I do has any merit or worth. It feels like opportunity is always just beyond the tips of my fingers. The fettered part of my mind seems to think that I have no real friends and that no one would miss me if I dropped off the face of the planet.

Which is such bullshit. I mean, honestly. Wah much? ::squashes voices::

I've been doing some excellent writing lately, and a myriad of creative possibilities keep presenting themselves to me, like a menu for me to pick and choose from. I have a fantastic group of real world friends and a menagerie of interesting, exciting, intriguing online friends, some of whom are really beautiful for all they're more fucked up than I am. No one is judging me and finding me wanting except me. And it isn't even me, really. It's this damned continuous loop soundtrack in the background that is so yesterday's neuroses.

I wrote a story a few years ago about a doll. Yes, some of you remember the Angry Ugly Baby. This doll looked like a useless piece of plastic and cloth to the outside observer. It wasn't worth clinging to, and yet the two characters in the story are enthralled by the siren song of agony and raw need, heard only in their own heads. They would do anything to silence that voice, including destroying themselves in an attempt to satiate the doll.

At the time I wrote, it was a stupid horror story. Now, looking back on it, it was a really insightful metaphor for my mother laying down her burden (depression, anxiety, codependence) and me picking it up, knowing full well that it would destroy me just as it destroyed her.

I suppose knowing is half the battle, but some days, I just want to click off for awhile. I want to go to the zoo or the beach or someplace far from here, so the novelty and the wonder will drown out the soundtrack for another day.

Life is beautiful. Work is good. My friends are amazing. My life is full of good things, and there's more coming every day. My writing is the best it's ever been and getting better every day. The writing frees me in ways that I can never begin to understand. I don't need to understand, I just need to keep going forward.

Even mud can be a beautiful thing.

(Specifically not behind a cut, because I really, really want to put it behind a cut. The soundtrack says my words are not worth a full entry. The soundtrack doesn't want to impose. Fuck the soundtrack today.)

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

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